Always find reasons to laugh.

The scenery along the road less-traveled is actually pretty good.

If thoughts could kill, many would be totally incapable of murder.

Accomplishing a goal - a very reliable source of natural high.

Don't think too much. Keep it simple. Life is awesome.

The human mind has too many unexplored corners.

There is no earthquake quite like an emotional earthquake: when a person is shaken to his very core, questioning his very identity, his purpose in life, his reason for being.

But just as the earth remains the earth after a convulsion, so will a person remain the person he is after his tribulations. And that, in the long run, there will come the realization that such trials are nothing more than a part of life's natural progression, leading to personal reinventions and discoveries.

War? What war? This isn't a war! This. Is. SPARTA!!

The time allotted for having fun is often way too short.

When everything around you or within you seems to be going crazy... BREATHE! Take one long, deep breath. And then everything will start to feel better.

The best way to deal with an annoying person is to imagine that person fully naked. Either you'll have a good laugh or be totally turned on. Whichever the case, you win.

Cooking is the greatest form of alchemy.

Soon is sooner than you think but never as soon as possible.

It isn't really surprising that the most uninteresting people in the world are those who seem to be interested only in themselves. *coughtwittercough*

It may not be okay for a friend to be talking behind your back but to make such a big deal out of it is probably not a great idea. Confront him or her if you will, but always remember that there is no such thing as a perfect friend and therefore shouldn't expect friendships to be relationships that will never have issues.

There are many paths to finding an answer. If one path isn't working, back off and try another.

Everyone has an attitude problem.

Change at your own pace and you'll never be who you're not.

The easiest way to a woman's heart is being good at remembering dates. *yawn* What date is today again?

Reports, contracts, diplomas, paper... the cost of human achievement is the life of trees.

The first step to gaining humility is to own a cat.

The most miserable person in the world probably doesn't have a book.

An answer isn't always a solution.

Aren't mental institutions just a waste of money? Most of the crazies are outside! ...and in the government!

Corny jokes -- the catalyst for murderous intent since the dawn of intelligible conversation.

It's a little frightening how intangible things seem to be dictating the course of human living more and more each day. It would seem that reality isn't really reality anymore!

Why bother inventing a time machine when you can just look at old photographs?

Sadly, too many people take too many things for granted.

Time is nothing among friends.

Why try so hard to be cool when you can just take it easy and be awesome?

The #1 and most important rule of social interaction is to just be yourself... well, of course, unless your name is Debby Downer.

It takes but a few words, if not just one, to sum up the day -- that's how short life is.