The best way to deal with an annoying person is to imagine that person fully naked. Either you'll have a good laugh or be totally turned on. Whichever the case, you win.

Cooking is the greatest form of alchemy.

Soon is sooner than you think but never as soon as possible.

It isn't really surprising that the most uninteresting people in the world are those who seem to be interested only in themselves. *coughtwittercough*

It may not be okay for a friend to be talking behind your back but to make such a big deal out of it is probably not a great idea. Confront him or her if you will, but always remember that there is no such thing as a perfect friend and therefore shouldn't expect friendships to be relationships that will never have issues.

There are many paths to finding an answer. If one path isn't working, back off and try another.

Everyone has an attitude problem.